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We at Newt Beach Dot Com™ have made the decision to capture America's most impressionable consumers by stepping into children's media.

KIDS:you are hereby invited to immerse your minds in the following offerings.

• The Newt Beach Child's Guide to Reversing Entropy (2025)
• The Newt Beach Kidz Corner Activity Worksheet (2024)

The Arcade

Newt Beach Videogames are classified as "vintage". Cool, right? It's like thrift shopping.
Thus, you may hit some non-breaking visual issues on modern systems.

• Exo Sapiens

  The first "tollbooth-em-up" set in outer space

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  The doctor is certain: Prions have taken hold of your brain and you require the expensive drug PWP-23 to fight them off. The next day, a wanted ad for a remote tollbooth operator comes in the mail:
  "Unique public service! Work from home! Government benefits!"
  Something is amiss.. but you really need the cash for pills. Clock in and learn what it truly means to work for a living.

  1 Player ✦ Mouse & Keyboard ✦ Colorblind and left-handed modes

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• Minotauroid

  A wall-walking twist on a classic logic puzzle

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  Enter Labyrinthagon, the winding realm between heaven and hell, guarded by a single beast — The Minotauroid. Make your way to the Holy Kingdom by guiding the Minotauroid through a collection of puzzles, luring it over switches and manipulating it into freeing you.

  1 Player ✦ Mouse & Keyboard (remappable) ✦ Cheat Code #1: "KINGDOM"

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• Ballistick! 2

  Carrion, my wayward son

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  Another deathmatch, this one as endless as the afterlife. Play as flies and fight for control over over the remains of Ballistick 1 combatants. Featuring a robust level generation engine, an arsenal of weapons, and all-new team battles.

  2 to 4 Players ✦ Controller, Mouse & Keyboard (remappable)

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• Ballistick!

  Grenade-focused multiplayer deathmatch

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  A first-person deathmatch arena with no guns. Pick up one of three grenade types and blow the hell out of your friends, or get in their face for a brutal melee attack. Features four dynamic, exciting arenas.

  2 to 4 Players ✦ Controller, Mouse & Keyboard (remappable)

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